Dr. Joe Vitale at Zero

Look in the mirror….

Can you tell what your cholesterol level is?

I couldn’t either by just looking at myself. So I had blood work done. To my surprise, it revealed that mine is high.

I couldn’t believe it. Not only am I in good shape, had just lost 80 pounds, work-out every day, and eat right, but I feel fine.

That’s the trouble with cholesterol: You can’t feel if it’s high or low. It’s a tricky devil.

I grew concerned about mine. I researched online but got confused with all the promises of lower cholesterol with questionable pills, some natural, some prescribed.

And the prescribed ones, called statins, can have side-effects to send chills up your spine.

And all the conflicting information about cholesterol lowering food, or the causes of high triglycerides, or how to get an ideal cholesterol reading, were just driving me batty.

What was I to do?

I called a friend of mine who is a medical doctor, anti-aging specialist, and emergency room physician. He told me there is a natural product that lowers bad cholesterol in 30 days by 30%.

You don’t have to change your diet or anything else for it to work, either.

All you have to do is take two capsules at dinner.

That’s it.

He’s so confident it will work for anyone that he says to take your blood work now, and then take it after 30 days of using his formula. He says your bad cholesterol will be lower. He even guarantees it.

I wanted a bottle.

NOW.

But he didn’t have any.

It’s his formula, but he’s sold out. Since he’s a start up company, he was waiting for funds from previous sales to come in before he created the next batch.

I didn’t want to wait.

I offered to pay for his new batch.

“But it’s $12,500,” he said. “This is manufactured by a pharmaceutical grade company. It isn’t cheap.”

“I’ll pay it,” I said.

I became an investor on the spot.

But all I really wanted was the bottle.

In short, I’m paying $12,500 for a bottle of capsules that will help lower my bad cholesterol - naturally and safely — and within 30 days.

The good news for you — or for anyone you know with high cholesterol — is you can now get a bottle for only $39. Or you can get a 3-month supply for only $99.

Because I made an investment of $12,500, there is now a limited supply of bottles for you to get for yourself or family or friends.

If I were you, I’d do it.

Look in the mirror again…

Don’t you deserve to be healthy?

See http://www.CardioSecret.com

If you ever wanted a doctor recommended way to lower cholesterol naturally, this new formula is it.

To me, this is the best way to treat high cholesterol and lower bad cholesterol naturally. The best cholesterol recipe is to take two capsules every night at dinner. That’s it. Talk about easy.

It’s the best natural method to lower bad cholesterol. Get this and lower your cholesterol naturally.

It worked for me. In only two weeks my bad cholesterol went down and my good cholesterol went up.

See http://www.CardioSecret.com

Ao Akua

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - This physician-designed formula contains a “secret ingredient” that, as far as I know, no other capsule contains. Yet this secret ingredient can also help prevent heart attacks and strokes, while also lowering bad cholesterol. You can get a new Special Report on this (complimentary) at http://www.CardioSecret.com If you don’t have your health, how can you focus on your marketing or anything else? If you know someone wrestling with cholesterol, tell them about the site. Thank you.

I just put up a new site and need to know if it’s lacking anything.

This is a different kind of product for me to promote, so I am looking for your help in being sure it covers all the bases before I tell the world about it.

It’s a physician-designed formula I invested in to lower bad cholesterol in 30 days.

It’s guaranteed to work.

There’s an e-book (complimentary) on the site that explains the whole story.

Would you take a look and let me know if you find anything missing?

It’s at - http://www.CardioSecret.com

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - I’ve been using the product — just take two capsules at dinner — and my bad cholesterol went down and my good cholesterol went up. And it happened in only two weeks. If you know anyone worried about their cholesterol, send them to http://www.cardiosecret.com/ Thank you.

Nerissa filmed me for 5 minutes last night explaining the new bonus you will get today when you invest in the hefty package called Hypnotic Selling Secrets.

You can see it at –http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386

You’ll see why I’m offering a 14-pound package– now with a payment plan and more bonuses than I can list here — because of my 80 pound weight loss and some embarrassing pictures.

You might say that my loss is your gain.

What you get is off the charts in scope.

Not only is it a complete course in marketing — as well as Hypnotic Writing and Hypnotic Selling — but you also get my complete DVD set on reprogramming your mind with my famous Attractor Factor Blueprint.

Plus you will now get a breakthrough program that allows you to turn any video into a non-stop profit machine.

This has *never* been done before. It will make history - and you’ll be one of the first in the world to use it.

What the software does is allow you to put Google AdSense above any video you play and any banner along the right of it.

This is a historic moment.

The program that turns any video into an AdSense money-maker hasn’t been released yet. The only way to get even a trial version of it is to invest in my Hypnotic Selling Secrets course today.

It’s all explained by me over at –

http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386

It’ll take 5 minutes…and *will* change your life.

Go see.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - If you already ordered Hypnotic Selling Secrets this week, have no fear. You will get all the bonuses I’ve added, as well as the bonus software described at -http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/adsense.o/10386 It will only take 5 minutes to go watch it. You know you want to.

My assistant, Suzanne, found this incredible site. It’s just too much fun. This, too, is the kind of site that will go viral and sweep the net.

Turn on your speakers and click here:

http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mid=8257370

I love the Internet.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - I’m laughing so hard I can’t think of a PS to add.

Pat O’Bryan may soon become a Pope.

Pat’s fans have turned him into a cult leader, all in fun of course.

Brace yourself for the laughs at http://www.thecultofpat.com

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - Pat had no idea the site was created in homage to him. He also doesn’t know I posted the link here. Tip: This is how viral marketing really begins. You don’t do it for the sale; you do it for the laughs. If you do it right, the laughs can lead to sales.

I just learned that Woman’s Day magazine featured my latest book and a few excerpts from it in their May ‘06 issue, on the stands right now.

I had to tell somebody.

Ao Akua,

Joe

www.mrfire.com

PS - My latest book is Life’s Missing Instruction Manual. It’s in all book stores and of course at www.amazon.com

Forty years ago the bearded man on the right of me in the picture shot me in the back as I walked home from school.

He used a BB gun, but it still hurt.

I haven’t seen him in thirty years.

Whenever I think of him, I gringe.

When we flew up to Ohio for my nephew’s wedding, I had no idea I would run into this man at the wedding reception.

When he walked up to me and smiled, I felt terror go up my spine.

Suddenly I was a teenager again, and afraid of the man who bullied me when I was so young.

The man is old now. He seemed gentle. I decided to talk to him. After having a few drinks - note the cup in my hand - I decided to confront my nemesis.

We talked for quite a while. He’s been through hard times. He lost his brother, who had been my best friend in high school. And he lost his mother. Today he’s on disability due to a back accident.

After a lot of sharing, I finally decided to erase the past and confront my fears.

I asked this man, “Why did you shoot me with a BB gun when I was a kid?”

He rubbed his face, looked down, and softly said, “I shot a lot of kids back then.”

He added, “They were all armed, though. I never shot anyone who didn’t have a BB gun, too. I don’t remember shooting you unless you had a gun, too.”

I remembered not being armed as a kid.

And then he said, “The kid who was really bad at hurting others was Jimmy Dant.”

Suddenly the dark memory came rushing back to me.

The man I was talking to wasn’t the bad guy at all. It was Jimmy Dant*, who I later learned died a few years ago.

My memory was all wrong.

I was mad at a guy — mad for forty years — who hadn’t done a thing to me.

I wonder how many of us are spending time blaming someone when that someone never even did anything to us.

I’m shocked that my memory could be so off.

I’m pleased that the man who I thought shot me wasn’t a bad guy at all.

In fact, he never was.

Ao Akua,

Joe www.mrfire.com

PS - Note how you always read the PS ?

* “Jimmy Dant” is not the real name of the man who shot me. I am releasing the past and letting everyone be innocent again.

Someone wrote me that my hypnotic style of marketing would not work in their field.

They said their audience is too sophisticated to be “suckered” by hype and hypnosis.

That’s a fundamental mistake in marketing.

Any time you think your audience is different from other people, you’ve suckered yourself into believing a lie.

As I point out in my Hypnotic Selling Secrets package, the same people you admire and even fear go home at night and watch the Simpsons, or Desperate Housewives, or 24.

People are people. They respond to the same emotional triggers and self-interest buttons as anyone else.

Thinking they don’t is stupid.

I’ve seen accountants, doctors, lawyers, and all others groups of people respond to Hypnotic Marketing and Hypnotic Writing.

The key is you must always speak in their language — which is part of what I teach –and you must always speak to their self interests. When you do, they respond.

This is all explained in my system. See http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386

If you don’t at least go review the site, then you’re doing something else that is pretty stupid:
You’re assuming you know it all.

I’m constantly investing in programs, books, courses and trainings to educate myself. I’ve been doing this for over 30 years. If I can still learn something new, can’t you, as well?

Open your mind and prosper.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - There are enough bonuses with the Hypnotic Selling Secrets package to make this investment a no-brainer. Of course, the offer for them ends on May 1st. http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386

I’m dead tired - Just off a plane from a family trip to Ohio and back in front of my computer now, pushing the marketing along for the Hypnotic Selling Secrets limited edition set.

We’ve already sold hundreds of sets and the online marketing strategy behind this campaign has barely kicked into gear.

Wait till I turn on the after burners!

If you missed the buzz for this, put on your shoes and sprint over to http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386

My plan is to break all previous online sales records by using a new marketing strategy no one else has ever tried.

Based on current sales and the online buzz, I’d say the plan is working.

More later.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - One of the new prizes someone could win is an entire day with me reviewing their business. It’s all explained at http://www.hypnoticsellingsecrets.com/g.o/10386 If nothing else, you should be studying this marketing campaign — as well as any other big ones you hear about — to see what you can learn from just observing it. While you do that, I’ll go unpack.

Munrab Entertainment wants to hold the world’s first “Canine Concert,” an event where the music is played at a sound level only dogs can hear.

In order to find the right band for the canines, Munrab is asking people to vote on what they think their dogs want to hear.

It’s all explained at www.CanineConcert.com

This is how you start a viral marketing buzz.

Ao Akua,

Joe
www.mrfire.com

PS - I leave for Ohio tomorrow and will be gone a week. More news whan I return.